Ladies, 7 fun things to try with your boobs that will definitely make him go crazy!

Fun things to try with your boobs - You might think that only a spoiled-rotten dude, bored of blow jobs, vaginal, and possibly even anal sex, would want to put titty-fucking on the menu. However! More..

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(You could also have him sit on the edge of the bed while you kneel, facing him — but this will get uncomfortable after awhile. Or at least it does for me, because I am 27-going-on-TGIF Early Bird Special.) 4. Do not rely on spit to keep your between-boob valley a waterslide. Saliva dries quickly and will only end in discomfort — go with a silicon-based lube. It lasts the longest, and while it can irritate some women when used during penetrative sex, you don’t have to worry about that this time. SEE ALSO: Ladies, 21 Signs you man is cheating on you - Don't let him fool you! 5. If you want to free up your hands for any variety of activities, use your upper arms to continue to push your boobs together. SEE ALSO: 6 Dirty tricks some men use to get women to sleep with them - Beware! 6. Oral is optional. Considering that the head of his penis will be bobbing up and down toward your face for the next three to seven minutes like a large and enthusiastic sandworm, you could totally put your mouth on it. But that’s totally your call. Some people like garnishing their deviled eggs with paprika; others think deviled eggs are delicious enough without it. Yes, I compare all sex acts to egg recipes. 7. Be aware that when he comes, you’re at a prime angle for a facial. When he’s about to finish, do you want to tell him to pull back and come on your breasts? Or are you prepared to take the hit to the eye? This is the shit Sara Bareilles wrote “Brave” about. CLICK HERE to join our BBM Channel for faster updates TOP POSTS YESTERDAY 10 types of kisses guys love most.. 8 Nigerian celebrities who did odd jobs before fame – This will shock you! (With Pictures) 13 celeb transformation looks that shocked the world (With Pics) No Bra Day: 22 celebrities who stepped out without wearing bra (With Pictures) Forbes releases top 10 richest African musicians for 2015 – Number 2 will shock you! (+Pics) 10 Nigerian male celebrities who are notorious womanizers (With Pictures) Reasons why girls cheat so easily on their guy – The real truth! Top 5 Nigerian celebrities with the hottest daughters (With Pictures) Top Nigerian celebrities who gave birth to beautiful children in 2015 (Photos) Top 10 sexiest women in Nigerian music industry – See who’s number! (With Pictures) For over 10 years now, Desmond Elliot still angry with Ramsey Noah – See what happened! The 5 most troublesome Nigerian celebrities – See who #1 is (With Pics) 10 Shocking facts about Colombian drug Lord Pablo Escobar (With Pictures) 10 celebrities who hate their parents – This will shock you! (With Pictures) The 12 highest paid WWE wrestlers in 2015 – See who’s number 1! (With Pictures)