9. Her Best Friend
How your girlfriend views her:
Please bear in mind that her sister and her best friend can be the same person. If they are different people, then surviving the impending nuclear attack is more likely.
Why she’s the worst to cheat with:
Think about having a Bengal tiger as a pet. With regular care and feeding, there’s a good chance that the tiger won’t go all scratchy-scratchy against its owner. By keeping its killer instinct at bay, the tiger knows it can keep eating and won’t end up as a sweet rug on the owner’s cabin floor.
Relationships among female friends are the same. Both women know things can get ugly real fast when men are involved. A girl can forgive her sister if she sleeps with her boyfriend. Her best friend? Well, just know that every conversation she has with anybody about her ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend will start with a personal insult and, if she’s really mad, end with a racial slur, just for good measure.
Celebrity cautionary tale: Shania Twain
Shania’s husband and best friend both burned her. It’s understandable Shania didn’t like being done dirty like that, so she took it to the next level. Shania wrote about this sordid affair in her tell-all book and she even married her former best friend’s ex-husband, too. Aren’t Canadians supposed to be nice? She’s practically a war criminal up there all because of her ex-beau.
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