8. Your Co-worker
How your girlfriend views her:
She doesn’t trust female co-workers. The reasons are simple. Imagine sending a girl into a place where men can stare at her all day, make up inane excuses to see her, compliment her, go out for drinks after work, stay late in the office, and spend countless hours talking. Now flip the script and imagine it’s a stupid, stupid man and there are women doing these same things. That’s why she doesn’t trust her.
Why she’s the worst:
Think about the worst night of sex ever. The humiliation. The embarrassment. The prayers that the video was destroyed. Now think about how everyone she knows, including your girlfriend, will eventually find out.
Celebrity cautionary tale: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
This one was obvious. Ten years after leaving Jennifer Aniston for Jolie, Brad Pitt wakes up every morning and realizes that he is supporting six little ankle biters. Rumors suggest Brad has actually not stopped crying since 2005.
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