6. An Escort
How your girlfriend views her:
She probably thinks her boyfriend is too broke or too cheap to afford an escort. But women know the score. Just like there are guys who can afford a brand new BMW, there are just as many guys who will pay for an old Ford Escort (or an escort named Ford). As long as he’s willing to part with the money, some other woman will be there to take it.
Why she’s the worst:
It’s illegal. It’s, so, so, illegal. Sleeping with her sister, her best friend, or with a stripper won’t land someone in jail. Getting caught with a stripper not only means total humiliation in front of friends and family, but it’s also not even something cool to go to jail for. There are guys locked up that held up liquor stores, dealt drugs, or were gang leaders. They use guys who are in the slammer because they paid for hookers as a mop in the kitchen. It’s just not worth it.
Celebrity cautionary tale: Tiger Woods
This past May, reports surfaced that Tiger spent $40,000 paying for sex. This information not only made it through the gossip mill, it also led to the end of his relationship with Lindsey Vonn. It begs the question though: what does $40,000 actually get Tiger? Is it like at a hotel where he gets breakfast in the morning and a back rub? Can he use a coupon? Either way, Tiger’s game and life are circling the drain because of his inability to stay away from these girls.
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