4. Rick Ankiel
If pratfalls have taught us anything, it’s that running full pelt into a wall causes you to see little birds and stars, unless you’re Wile E. Coyote and you can cushion the blow with a small umbrella. When it happens in real life, specifically professional baseball, it’s totally painful and rarely conducive to good health. Though, still utterly hilarious, obviously. The 6-1 loss to Philadelphia Phillies suffered by St. Louis Cardinals in May, 2009, was overshadowed somewhat by the excruciating injury sustained by outfielder Rick Ankiel. After chasing down a line drive in the eighth inning, he caught the ball but saw his momentum send him crashing headfirst into the outfield fence. Fearing a broken neck, the Cardinals’ physician carted him from the field in a gurney and neck brace. Ankiel was conscious throughout, flashing a cheeky thumbs-up to concerned fans, who were relieved to discover that he’d suffered little more than whiplash, a swollen face and dented pride.
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