4. “You’re the best I’ve ever had.”
The best I’ve ever had since the last best time I ever had and until the next best I’ll ever have.
5. “I’ll call you.”
No, you won’t – if anything, you’ll text them. Which leads us to…
b. “I’ll text you.” No, you won’t. You’re not going to get a text from a member of the generation that invented the act of “ghosting.” At most, you’ll get an Instagram like a few months after the initial hook up and then maybe a stray emoji a year or two later.
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