11. Grooming
If your grooming habits include waxing all the hair from your body, more than a 3-step skincare routine, or getting professional manicures, you might be a douche.
A guy that freaks out when he feels a drop of rain or feels a gust of wind, is in douche territory. He might not be in doucheville yet but he’s in the general vicinity. You shouldn’t have to worry about hair gel washing down your face and ruining your hair. You shouldn’t have to think about what the wind is doing to your 30-minute straightening job.
If you don’t want to be a douche, get real. If a girl were to hear you freaking out over your hair she would turn and run the other way. Also, yes nail polish for guys was a thing several years ago, well just no. We won’t even go there.
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