<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="alignnone wp-image-100413" src="http://theinfong.com/wp-content/uploads/ovie_o/02/Collage-11-800x399.jpg" alt="Collage 11" width="570" height="284" /></p> <strong>The dirtiest comments a guy could make in bed</strong> - We've all heard a bad pick up line — or ten — in our day. In her book <em>How Not To Date</em>, dating columnist Judy McGuire has amassed a list of amazing comments you never want to hear before, during OR after heading to the sack with a lucky someone. <span style="color: #000000;"><strong>More..</strong></span> <ul> <li><a style="color: #0000ff;" href="http://theinfong.com/2016/02/17-nigerian-a-list-celebrities-that-didnt-attend-toolz-wedding-photos/" target="_blank">17 Nigerian A-List celebrities that didn’t attend Toolz wedding (+Photos)</a></li> <li><a style="color: #0000ff;" href="http://theinfong.com/2016/02/top-10-most-influential-nigerian-artistes-under-25-with-pictures/" target="_blank">Top 10 most influential Nigerian artistes under 25 (With Pictures)</a></li> <li><a style="color: #0000ff;" href="http://theinfong.com/2016/01/11-things-women-are-programmed-to-be-attracted-to-in-men/" target="_blank">15 things women are programmed to be attracted to in men</a></li> <li><a style="color: #0000ff;" href="http://theinfong.com/2016/01/10-shocking-facts-every-nigerian-should-know-about-president-muhammadu-buhari-photos/" target="_blank">10 Shocking facts EVERY Nigerian should know about President Muhammadu Buhari (+Photos)</a></li> </ul> If you're dating, this list will serve as a poignant reminder to love the one you're with all the more. Single? You have our express permission to tase/mace/emasculate any guy who dares utter one of these: <strong>1. "Your breasts are the reason I asked you out — well, that and you seem like you'll be dirty in bed."</strong> <img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/nvnFH82cH2tCVokU9Tkm1g8K7W-k4t8Ffn-OLQyijkk/mtime:1453413391/sites/default/files/ezgif.com-optimize_1.gif" alt="" width="502" height="327" /> <strong>Navigate using <-> arrows below</strong> <!--nextpage--> <strong>2. "You remind me of my mom/dad/brother/sister."</strong> <img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/TtbueTLMCtPkYytPRWMHckPvqpnUo-psilHwr5Ws13M/mtime:1453399775/sites/default/files/ezgif.com-resize%20%281%29_1.gif" alt="" width="537" height="304" /> <!--nextpage--> <strong>3. "You're above average."</strong> <img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/TTzg-2u77_sii2ncjs4R2AMrdtCCji3Z3MUkGGqcfTs/mtime:1453401281/sites/default/files/brittney%20spears%20gif.gif" alt="" width="561" height="303" /> <!--nextpage--> <strong>4. "Damn baby, you fine! I don't like dem skinny girls."</strong> <img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/MnJbOHbRxDWo9s7oBnIyx0_2nmUJ49BEBhO7pW6nKTU/mtime:1453413666/sites/default/files/tumblr_mifeeq6fqi1rpwhboo1_500.gif" alt="" /> <!--nextpage--> <strong>5. "Can I get your sister's number?"</strong> <img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/xYv04apzrjk8mUuQKlQqveE7FXiwfOP-t2ewrMzfmuc/mtime:1453403092/sites/default/files/j%3Baw.gif" alt="" width="531" height="294" /> <!--nextpage--> <strong>6. "I can't love you, but if you're okay with that, I would still like us to sleep together."</strong> <img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/bLR_Qq7-F7k3zZo7s8i1p6bfkaan7zHX95wHFaXgHdQ/mtime:1453401913/sites/default/files/ezgif.com-optimize%20%281%29.gif" alt="" width="536" height="301" /> <!--nextpage--> <strong>7. "You're a little soft ... do you not work out?"</strong> <img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/0GNWJ-NW4lUOrAtoIxgZW8J4MotZWwEpIHp3wpY41fU/mtime:1453403417/sites/default/files/ezgif.com-resize%20%286%29_0.gif" alt="" /> <!--nextpage--> <strong>8. "If you just let me, I promise you won't get any diseases."</strong> <img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/Kq7WtU3_uP8dU008gHDMg4luqjLBgTHiGwdWr3SOy0Y/mtime:1453403814/sites/default/files/ezgif.com-optimize%20%282%29.gif" alt="" width="544" height="308" /> <!--nextpage--> <strong>9. "Are you sure you're a virgin? You don't feel like a virgin."</strong> <img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.yourtango.com/cdn/farfuture/oKZj6MIjkNI2HLCzix8p82yxLQIkINoEa0EqHQgaWLA/mtime:1453404863/sites/default/files/nikki%20minaj.gif" alt="" width="527" height="426" /> <!--nextpage--> <strong>10. 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