8 lies women tell you after s*x.. – If she says #4…. Just forget about her!

6. She says: “Oh no, I wasn’t embarrassed.”

The truth: “I am not at all mortified by the weird sound my body made/the weird sound your body made. Hey, do I look like the type of person who gets easily freaked out by weird sounds and has to go to the bathroom for a while because uh, I just do and also because I need to breathe into a paper bag and text everyone I know because seriously, what was that sound??”