10. Change outfits every 30 minutes; act like nothing’s different.
Then serenely question if he’s feeling all right when he notices. Ladies, make sure it’s extreme enough to catch his eye! … We know how men are about noticing clothes!
11. Paint his soap bar with clear nail polish, it won’t sud up!
Just make sure you have a replacement on hand when he eventually calls you in to fix it. 😉
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