9. They Pick Their Faces
Ever wonder why girls spend so much time in the bathroom before bed? It only takes so long to wash one’s face and brush one’s teeth. Most every night, girls pick their faces before bed. They pop zits and extract blackheads. Think of it as a daily “spring cleaning.” And it isn’t just on their faces. Girls are obsessed with removing every growth from their bodies. They pick their shoulders to remove “backne,” they scratch out blackheads from their ears and they even pick at pimples on their butts. And let’s not forget about digging out ingrown pubic hairs. If you have a girl that is particularly dedicated to this art, you know who you are because she will chase you around the house until you let her pick you like a monkey. It’s instinct, man!
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