8. Drunk Woman Feeds Bear Her Fingers
Tracey Weiland, a 47-year-old woman, decided to do something that all of us have considered doing at least once. She got drunk and went to go feed the bears at the zoo. Okay, none of us have considered doing that. With good reason, because it is incredibly dumb. Anyway, she was at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Manitowoc, WI, when she decided to ignore all the signs that say things like “Don’t Feed the Bears” and went right up to them. The bears were not all that interested in the food that she was offering them, but they were interested in her as food. They promptly ate her fingers. This all went down at around 11:30 AM. Before noon might be a good time to get drunk, and it might be a good time to feed bears, but it is not a good time to do both at once.
7. Monkeys Steal Phone Then Beat Down Interloper
Sometimes your phone is really important to you. Sometimes it is so important that you will leap into a cage full of monkeys and battle it out with them. This guy may not be the dumbest of the bunch, after all he was tangling with some tiny monkey, and not an enormous bear or lion. Still though, he’s not smart, no doubt about that. A guy named Zheng Dong was taking pictures of monkeys at the Fuzhou Zoo in China when one of them grabbed his phone. Dong went off. (See what I did there?) He jumped the fence and battled it out with three monkeys until he was rescued by some zookeepers. His phone was ruined, his pride should have been, but instead he decided to sue the zoo for a replacement phone. Seriously?
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