4. I love how you state the obvious with such a sense of discovery: This is about as adorable as a comeback can get. It insults the intelligence of the #person you’re speaking to, while sarcastically complimenting them on their enthusiasm. It’s a great line to use when you’re speaking with someone who is passionate about whatever inaccurate facts they’re spouting out.
5. Do not speak unless you intend to improve the silence:This is a way to tell someone that what they’re talking about is pointless. They should just keep their trap shut if they have nothing important to say. Unless they can come up with something that would improve the silence, they should keep their lips sealed.
6. Your IQ doesn’t even make a respectable earthquake: This insult is so wonderful, because #people who don’t understand the Richter Scale won’t understand exactly what you’re saying. Of course, you could also switch up this insult by saying, ” Your IQ is lower than the room temperature.” Take your pick.
7. I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent: When you’re tired of having a useless fight that seems like it’s never going to end, use this comeback. It lets the other person know that they aren’t worth your #time. No matter how long you speak to them, they’re never going to understand the way the #world works.
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