Tony: It was my strategy…
Wifey: To win 25million abi? Oya where’s the money. Show me the money na.
Tony: But babe you know how these things go…
Wifey: Yes I know how it goes. When you’re around women the first thing you do is deny your family. Remember how I caught you with that actress? Your excuse was that you were rehearsing with her. This one you were doing on satellite tv, that one is rehearsal too abi?
Tony: True to God babe, the whole time I was in there, it was my family I was thinking of o!
Wifey: Tony it’s thunder that will fire that your mouth. ‘Bisola I want to knack you this night without condom…’ Shebi it’s your family that was on your mind when you said that?
Tony: Honestly I don’t even remember I said that. You know we were drinking and that just came out.
Wifey: Yeah whatever.
Tony: You don’t believe me? Sincerely it was part of my plan to win…
Wifey: But did you win? They offered you one million naira to quit. You refused.
Tony: It doesn’t matter that I didn’t win the actual prize money. My appearance alone will open doors.
Wifey: It needs to open doors to a new house. Me I can’t live in this compound anymore. Even our neighbour’s daughter calls you T-T Trash.
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