40 things a man is thinking right after sex

Things a man is thinking after sex: The first thought that enters your head can be very telling about what kind of person you are and how you feel about what you’ve just done. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad, sometimes it’s funny, profound or selfish, and sometimes it’s just plain stupid. More.. Top 10 hottest billionaire daughters in the world (With Pictures) The 10 most expensive cities in Africa for 2015 (+Photos) Prayers for GOD’s favour – Prayer points that will bring favour to your life 10 ways to get anyone to like you immediately I polled a load of guys to find out their first thoughts in those head-swimmy moments right after having s*x and I got quite a variety of answers. What follows are the top forty. Enjoy, relate, call bullshit, whatever you like. 1. Hey, I just had sex! That’s awesome! 2. You know what would be good right now? Pizza. 3. Did she cum or was she faking it? Does it matter? 4. Is one of us leaving or is this an overnight thing? 5. Where’s the remote? 6. I wonder if I’m the best she’s ever had… What am I thinking? Of course I am. 7. Oops. 8. I really hope she’s on the pill. 9. This one’s going in the masturbation bank for sure. 10. Okay… never done THAT before. Also See: 12 things a woman is thinking right after sex – Guys, you should see this now! 11. Round two? I need twenty minutes. 12. Does she appreciate that I shave my balls or does she think it’s weird? 13. I came way too soon. 14. Damn, it took me forever to cum. 15. I knew I should’ve aimed for her tits. 16. This was a huge mistake. 17. I never would’ve guessed she had those weird European nipples. 18. If I tell her I love her right now, will she hold me to it? 19. The whipped cream was a terrible idea. 20. I just sweated buckets all over her. 21. Uh-oh. I know I started out wearing a condom. 22. I really hope she’s not married. 23. My girlfriend would NOT be cool with this. 24. I really have to fart. Wonder if I can slip one out without her noticing. 25. I’m out of shape. That was exhausting. 26. … 27. I hope she doesn’t ask me what I’m thinking. 28. I’m starting to suspect that porn has been lying to me. 29. Shit. I forgot to plan an exit strategy. 30. Congratulations, self. Yet another sexual conquest to add to my list of failed and futile attempts to fill that gaping hole in my soul and stave off loneliness, despair and the inevitable death. 31. Man, I love boobs. 32. Oh fuck. What’s her name? I wanna say it started with an M. 33. Huh. I didn’t think I would’ve liked a finger up my butt, but I was wrong. 34. Was that a queef? 35. Why did she keep squeezing my balls? Didn’t I make it clear I don’t like that? 36. Shit, I made that weird orgasm face again. 37. She’s the fourth hottest girl I’ve ever been with. 38. Well, it’s official. There is no mystery left, here. 39. You know, I should really do this more often. 40. I think I’m gay. -wallstreetinsanity CLICK HERE to join our BBM Channel for faster updates TOP POSTS YESTERDAY OMG!! Tonto Dikeh has 5 months left to live – See this! (+Pics) Popular marriage breakups in Nollywood & how they happened Mugabe blasts Buhari at AU meeting – See what happened! 10 celebs who’ve cheated with close friends (+Photos) The 10 most expensive cities in the world 2015 (With Pictures) Toke Makinwa finally responds to news of her husband impregnating ex girlfriend 10 places every girl wants to be kissed – Guys you need to know this! These Snapchat photos of a ghost in a hospital has gone viral (See Pics) The shocking last words of famous serial killers – You’ll be surprised! (+Pics) 12 movies that men secretly love – You’ll be shocked seeing this! (+Photos)

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