A guy who dated a demon-possessed girl – I saw this true life story of a guy who dated a demon possessed girl that was shared on twitter and I think my fella’s need to see this to enable them watch their ways when it comes to choosing a girlfriend….Not all of em are human please!
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We need to be Thanking Our Mums EVERYDAY for the Prayers that they Pray For Us.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
Now there's this girl, i'd been making some moves on for a while, we met sometime last year, at the airport in Lagos.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
But she wasn't on it. She kept them legs tight shut. Anyways I got back got back to Nigeria , I didn't smash but we still talking
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
Now this girl is ALL kinds of sexy, cz she spends most of the year abroad, she's fresh, sun aint beating her. Perfect breasts, not too big
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
Not too small & her ass was NO joke.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
She was going back to school & I was going on holiday. Anyways we exchanged numbers, hooked up a few times in london , went out a few times
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
The few times we hung out in London, my mum met her once and instantly disliked her. But I didn't pay attention.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
Fast forward a few months, she buzzed me that shes in Nigeria for a quick visit to see her folks, if I'm in Lagos.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
Unfortunately no,I've just left but I do offer to fly her out to where I am. & she's good with that, I book a flight & she lands yesterday
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
So based on packaging, I flew this broad out. I might as well complete the trips, my cab picks her up & takes her to Protea.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
My friend is the manager here , so he takes good care of her till I show up around 5pm.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
Now I've closed work early that day, so I can rest up. Drank some malt and milk, eaten bananas, coz I know tonight is going to be real
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
I get to the hotel & we're in the room , gist for a bit. Chat etc and she wants to go and shower.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
The next thing you know, i'm sleeping. Out cold. Knocked out.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
I wake up around 2am & the first thing in my mind is fuck, fuck, fuck. Fam, what are you doing? I turn to look for her.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
& she's standing by the window. Naked, I want to say something but now because the room is deathly quiet , I can hear her murmuring
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
I have no idea what the fuck she's murmuring but its like she knows im awake, spins around looks directly at me.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
I want to say something, but my mind is telling me to shut the entire fuck up.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
She sits in the chair & watches me for a few minutes. Now i'm playing dead & I have no fucking idea why, but it seems like the thing to do
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
All this time, I'm straight whispering Jesus,Jesus,Jesus & she'd stretch her hand towards me & flinch like she'd been burnt or something
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
After like 3/4 mins. She says, " I know you're awake. You're lucky you spirit is strong".
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
That moment I say fuck this. I get up and bolt the fuck out.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
The craziest thing, I get home my mum bells me round 7am, asking me where I went to last night that the holy spirit woke her to pray.
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
I've retired. The moral of all this. Thank your mums for prayers. Thank God for listening. I am officially retired & entering seminary
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
She was from Akwa Ibom, smh but this one pass me. @ArmchairCritic_
— Okafor No Lies (@I_Maf) April 17, 2015
Well, guys, you have heard it all.
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