15 Most disappointing things about $ex – Judge yourself now!

4. Not swallowing: Go hard or go home, as the saying goes. There’s nothing less sexy than a forced smile and a bedside spittoon followed by a thorough rinse with Listerine.

5. The fact that it’s not porn: Making love is just wonderful. But 80 per cent of the time man dreams of his bedroom as the set of an X-rated movie.

6. Condoms: Yes, they may be a safeguard against pregnancy and stop the spread of STIs, but they don’t feel nice (of course, we wear them anyway).