10. Being told size doesn’t matter: Of course size matters, maybe not for sex, but having a big Johnson makes man feel ten times manlier.
11. Going flaccid halfway through: The only passable excuse for going floppy is because you’ve had too much sex (LAD). But it’s important to stress that this is absolutely no reflection on the woman we’re sleeping with. It’s not your looks that come into play here, ladies, trust me – man can and will make love to anything that gives it permission.
12. Sweating: They say sex is the best form of exercise, but that’s what gyms are for. Man doesn’t have time for sweat in the bedroom. No one wants that hulking brow bead to tumble into their woman’s eye or mouth.
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