Public display of affection rules.

PDA Etiquette #8 DON’T TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE

Now this is a big one in those parties and concerts. Don’t ever make out with someone and casually slip your hand around someone else’s strategic regions. That’s dirty. Hot, yes, But dirty. And that’s like cheating in front of your partner. God!

Ask me, I’ve been there. I was in a crowded concert and a couple next to me were literally molesting each other with affection. Next thing I know, I see the girl’s hands slipping into my pants. I look at her and the little minx winks at me. You know what happened next. I was young and naive, I had fun. But now that I think of it, it just doesn’t seem right. I feel so slutty and violated.