The 10 types of guys you find in the strip clubs – You need to see number 1! (With Pictures)

7. Lonely Guy

Predictably, Lonely Guy is just sad. Even when he gets off, it ends in tears. “It’s just like when <insert ex-girlfriend name> used to get me off…” Boo hoo hoo. He sits off in the corner so no one points him out as the loner. SEE ALSO: 5 ways to identify a sex-starved guy

Lonely Guy is looking for companionship and probably doesn’t belong in a strip club because that is really not the vibe. It’s a good way to feel worse at the end of the night. The girls not making much money will approach, but the popular ones will stay away from his corner due to the smell of desperation. Oh, and he is often to “hands-on” which gets him in trouble with security.