2. Out With Your Friends
Sometimes, you want to go out with your friends and get drunk. As the crooner Luke Bryan once put it: “Roll in the bar, me and my crew/ Their little plan: to get me over you/ They’re hookin’ me up, yeah/ Buyin’ me drinks…” A sighting could spoil that whole evening. Not only is being drunk uncool past like sixteen years old, but it also makes you do stupid things like tell your ex you still love them or throw up pizza on the sidewalk. Those things are fine when it’s just you and your friends (although, even then…) but the stakes are much higher when the ex is present.
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