13. On Tinder
Ready to get back out there? Great! You don’t even have to get up off the couch to do it anymore. You can sit there in your Hanes undies playing some MMORPG with some random person like you’re out at a fancy dinner with them. But as you’re swiping through the deck, beware of exes lurking right behind some pretty face. They’re always there with a stupid bio that both makes you roll your eyes but also say it in their voice and just totally understand what they were going for. But the true reason it sucks is because you’re never sure which way to swipe.
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