13 items your girlfriend will never admit she owns

11. Racy Novels

The only erotic fiction she wants you know that she reads is 50 Shades of Grey, and that is only because the media has made that novel socially acceptable, not to mention cool and exciting to read. However, anything else besides that puts you in an awkward situation so you hide it in the same drawers that you keep your vibrators and anything else that may seem improper to be caught with. Her love for racy novels has doubled since the vulnerable Anastasia and Mr. Grey jumped off the pages and into her life. It may not be as taboo as it used to be, but it still puts her in an awkward position when she’s caught.