6. Biz Markie
Marcel Theo Hall, aka Biz Markie, is a rap/hip hop artist from the late 1980s and 1990s. He’s most recognized for his song, “Just A Friend.” The song, in which Markie slurs his famous lyrics along, highlights the fact a woman doesn’t want to get with him and she just wants to be his friend. Perhaps Markie didn’t realize that she only wanted to be a friend due to his brutal breath. Markie’s breath is rumored to be downright awful. The New Jersey native’s breath is about as nasty as the water in Newark. Anyone who has seen the ragged Markie may not be surprised by this news with his ultra-casual style (he dresses like a guy who just got out of bed). Throwing down a breath mint every now and again isn’t a crime. While “Just A Friend” will live on forever as a one-hit wonder, his breath will seemingly linger for all of time.
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