3. Jay-Z Is A Bit High Maintenance
Look at that, Jay-Z also makes a second appearance.
Jay-Z is one of those types that we mentioned above who completely forgot where he came from and ironically asks for some of the most high maintenance stuff you could even think of. Get a load of what he has asked for according to The Smoking Gun:
-7 Dressing Rooms
-Desired room temperature of 72 degrees
-1 Love Seat
-1 Large Couch
-2 Matching End Tables
-48 Cases of Fiji Water (24 cold/24 room temperature)
-6 Cans of Coca-Cola
-6 Cans of Red Bull
-6 Bottles of Vitamin Water
-1 Jar of good quality peanut butter
-1 Jar of good quality grape jelly
-1 Hot tea service for 4: hot water kettle, ceramic and disposable cups
I particularly love that he wanted the room temperature at exactly 72 degrees. Not 73 or 71, you monsters, but 72! He’s not some sort of dog, people. If that wasn’t enough, he has to have two matching end tables. The 7 dressing rooms are probably the best of them all, as Jay-Z will use every single one of these rooms.
Don’t you understand a man needs a place to drink his tea away from the place he drinks his water? He also needs a sandwich room, because you know, good quality peanut butter and jelly is by no means something that should be around a can of red bull. This isn’t the jungle.
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