GUYS: 15 Signs you’re a douchebag (With Pictures)

9. Tanning

If you have a lifetime membership to Tropical Tan R’ Us, there is a real possibility that you could be a larger than life douche. Putting looks before your health is a major douche alert.

There’s nothing wrong with wanting to achieve a radiant glow a la Bradley Cooper but it’s another thing to look like Simon Cowell or an Oompa Loompa. There are plenty of alternative options (i.e. using a subtle tinted moisturizer) that for you to visit a tanning bed every week in the name of frying yourself to a crisp…just isn’t cool. Unless you are legitimately getting back from Cancun, the dark tan needs to go unless of course you are actively trying to look like a douche.