8. Serial Cheater
Monogamy is not in your vocabulary. You are always keeping an eye out for the next best thing. You have no problem flirting with the hot waitress right in front of your date. If your date has a problem with it, that sounds like her problem not yours.
You believe you are God’s gift to women and unfortunately you haven’t found anyone worthy of you to settle down with. I mean how long did Adam have to wait before God introduced him to Eve, right? Unless you are planning on following in the footsteps of whats-his-name from Sister Wives, it’s not cool. It’s actually not even cool to follow in whats-his-name’s footsteps either but…that’s an entirely different topic for another day!
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