15 Celebs who live sober lifestyles (With Pictures)

6. Dane Cook

This Massachusetts-based comedian is famous for lines like, “you gotta work on those tan likes girl. Your boobs look like two scoops of vanilla ice cream.” In Dane Cook‘s case, these caustic jibes can’t be attributed to alcohol. He is less famous for lines like, “I am focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.” Despite his hallmark offensiveness, this stand-up celebrity has a personal life that is unassailable. He stated that that he doesn’t drink or do drugs. Which, if she can can forgive the constant scathing remarks, makes him a great catch for any lucky lady.