10. Drunk Guy Gets Eaten By Bears
Sometimes quotes really hit things right on the head, and this is one of them. “Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage at the zoo” was the quote from Belgrade Zoo Director Vuk Bojovic when the following story occurred, and I have to say I agree with him. A 23-year-old Serbian man took off all his clothes and got in the cage with a couple of bears named Masha and Misha at the Belgrade Zoo. If you are guessing that booze was involved, well yes, yes it was. The guy was stinking drunk and had attended a beer festival that day. This one does not have quite as happy an ending as some others. The two bears killed this guy, of course, and also ate a bit of him. Because, you know, that is what bears do.
9. God Tells Man To Mess With Lion
Has God ever talked to you? Speaking for myself he has never bothered with chatting me up. But if he ever does so I hope he does not tell me to jump in a lion’s cage. Sadly for 22-year-old Lucas Tomas, he was not quite so lucky. According to him he was told by “voices of God,” to jump into the lions’ area at the Buenos Aires Zoo. The lions did not pay any attention to him at first so Tomas took off his coat and started waving it around one of the lions like he was a bullfighter. This had the desired effect and got the lion’s attention, and it held down Tomas and bit him until he was hit with a tranquilizer gun. There is no word on whether or not God continues to tell Tomas to do incredibly stupid things, and if so, if he continues to listen to them.
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