12. Two Dummies Visit A Friend At The Zoo At Night And Get Mauled by A Tiger
Trevor James Wearmouth and Thomas Anthony Bryce-Hart decided to go pull a prank on a friend of theirs who worked as a security guard at the Calgary Zoo. What a great idea right? What could go wrong? They climbed an 8-foot-tall barbed wire fence and decided to stop and pet a tiger. One of them climbed in the cage with the tiger. Surprisingly the tiger mauled him and dragged him around the cage. What a surprise, right? Who knew a tiger would do something like that. The man survived, and nothing was done to the tiger, since he didn’t really do anything to the interloper, even though he obviously had it coming. No word on what happened to their friend, who seems to be the world’s worst security guard.
11. Man Jumps From Monorail To Hang With Tigers
David M. Villalobos is not smart. I think that can be said with complete certainty. One day at the Bronx Zoo he jumped from a moving monorail into a tiger cage to be “with the tigers.” According to a report, Villalobos broke his ribs, his pelvis, and his wrist in the fall, but only got a few scratches from the tiger. When you think about it, the tiger probably wanted no part of this guy. He must have been like “Whoa, that dude just dropped in here from a monorail, I think I am going to keep my distance- that guy is obviously crazy.” Poor tiger, it is bad enough it is stuck in a cage in the Bronx Zoo, it has to deal with some lunatic jumping in his cage, too? Hopefully, Mr. Villalobos has figured out another way to be with the tigers that is not quite so insane.