What are you always talking about with your friends on the phone? Didn’t you just see Jennifer two days ago? Since then, you’ve done nothing but work and sleep. What could you two possibly have to catch up on?
Your eyelash curler—What. The. Hell. It’s a murder weapon, right?Be honest: You only keep it around in case you suddenly have to defend yourself.
Why it takes you so long to get ready for bed. Have you not mastered the process yet?
Why it takes you so long to get ready to go out. Hey, if you don’t want to go to dinner, just say so. Are you up there talking to Jennifer again?
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