20 things men will never understand about women

You wear heels even on nights when you know you’ll be walking a lot. I’m just saying—you can only expect so much sympathy.

Chocolate—it’s good, but it’s not THAT good. Why don’t you and chocolate just get a room already? 

Tampons. I mean…I don’t….that just seems so uncomfortable. 

My god—that closet. We’d say you were a shoe hoarder, but it turns out you’re also a skirt hoarder, a blouse hoarder, a scarf hoarder, a sock hoarder… In short, your closet puts ours to shame.