8. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
Welcome to the gun show! If there is ever a schmuck that embodies this expression, it’s Michael Sorrentino. Now, let’s not hate on Mike “The Situation” because he made some cash for being part of six successful seasons of partying by the Jersey Shore for the MTV Reality TV show bearing the same name.
Mike worked as an assistant manager at a fitness center in Staten Island and shortly after became an underwear model (I know…true story though). The Jersey Shore came knocking and the dude blew up. If Mike looked drunk and high on the show, it’s because he was.
Shortly after the series wrapped, Mike “The Situation” was wrapped up in rehab. Apparently he was constantly popping pills, his favorite being oxycodone. 2014 was a rough year for “The Situation” when he got into a fight at a tanning salon (can’t make that up, either) and was charged with tax fraud by the US Attorney. But he still has those guns!
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