Ways to get noticed: Want to know how to be a bitch? Don’t worry – it isn’t about being mean or cruel. It is an attitude of not giving a shit and getting what you want. Okay, come in close here. Anyone who knows me would think I am not the right person to write this feature, because I’m nice. Don’t get me wrong, I am sure that I can be the biggest bitch that ever walked the face of the earth *just ask my husband*, but there is an art to it. So I’m going to teach you how to be a bitch. Being a bitch isn’t about being mean, it isn’t about nagging, or making a guy run from you.
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This type of bitch is the one who walks into a party, commands the attention of those around her, and doesn’t exactly make everyone fear her, but she definitely puts out the “don’t f*ck with me” vibe.
How to be a bitch:
Being a bitch is awesome for so many reasons that I don’t know how to start counting them. So, although I have never perfected the good type of bitch role, I have watched enough women in my life to know how they do it.
Being one of those people who sits back to observe, I can tell you exactly how to be a bitch and to get exactly what you want at work, in social circles, even in relationships. So here we go.
#1 Don’t give a shit. The best part about being a bitch is that you just don’t give a shit – literally. You don’t care if someone doesn’t like your outfit, and you don’t care that your mother-in-law makes nasty comments.
And you certainly don’t care if Ms. Queen Bee isn’t happy that you aren’t following her around making her feel good. There is a specific art to not giving a shit, and a bitch knows exactly what that is.
#2 Stop thinking it is your responsibility to make people happy. A bitch is someone who, if they are having a good time, doesn’t give a shit if someone is pouting. They also don’t care if someone is trying to get all the attention, or trying to bring everyone down to be the center of attention.
It isn’t the bitch’s job to make sure that the limo is rented, or that the reservations are made. She simply shows up or not… that is her prerogative.
#3 Don’t be a gossiper! A bitch doesn’t waste her time talking badly about anyone else. And it isn’t that she is empathetic or a good person. It is just that, in her head, she is the only one that matters. This is one of the most important things you need to know for how to be a bitch.
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