CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer, when you think of the ideal relationship — ideal meaning the two of you will live in your princess castle forever and ever — you think of someone you can lock it down early with. You’re the type of person who plans her wedding before she can even spell wedding, so you need someone who’s more similar to you than you think. The kind of guy who says stuff like, “When you know, you know!” because that’s the type of thing you ALWAYS say about dating.
The guy you absolutely need to stay away from is the playboy who doesn’t care about you, your feelings. or your princess castle. All he wants is to get laid and flirt, and if you’re unlucky enough to get sucked into his web, then you already know it can be tempting to just stay and let him get what he wants, even though it’s a terrible idea to put what you really want on pause.
LEO (July 23 – Aug 22)
Leo, you’re the type of gal who constantly demands to be the center of attention and on the receiving end of gifts and affection at all times — except not in a cranky, Toddlers and Tiaraskind of way. You know that you thrive best in relationships where this happens ALL of the time and not just some of the time. So, when you look for that one guy you want to spend all of your waking hours with, why you would go for anyone BUT the worshiping type is beyond me.
The guy it’ll never work out with in a million years – despite you trying to make it work — is the manly man. He’s too busy flexing his muscles in the mirror and texting his bros to notice that you’re even there. You need love and affection, and if he isn’t up to the challenge (which, let’s face it, he isn’t), then he isn’t the one for you. You need someone who loves that you demand it all from life, not the one who thinks you should share (who even shares anymore!?).
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