Public display of affection rules.

PDA Etiquette #9 DON’T SLIP YOUR HANDS IN

Leaving my encounter with PDA aside, you do need to follow this one with your partner. Don’t start to slip your hands into each other’s sweaty places in public. I know the urge to get hot and start petting little Chihuahuas and pussies are irresistible, but for the sake of public display of affection etiquette, go find a damn room!