7. Being a “player”
Some of the men who have the most sex suffer from small penis syndrome. These men try to spin the story in their favor and claim that they have so much sex because they’re game is undeniable; however, most of the time when men only have consecutive one night stands, it’s because the your partner was left unsatisfied by their teeny pene. Most of the “players” that I’ve hooked up with have the smallest penises, and the guys whom they usually mock tend to out-perform them 100% in the bedroom. Sorry, bro, that “freak” in the band has a way bigger penis than you, and deep down, you know this. So go ahead and tell the world that you’re infamous for never calling girls back or being with a different person every night, but at the end of the day it doesn’t matter because… small penis.
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