The 15 worst places to run into your Ex

6. At Work

As the great Bob Dylan once said: no matter who you may be, “you’re gonna have to serve somebody.” Generally, that means at work. And generally, at work, you have a boss who couldn’t give a rat’s dirty rump about your personal life. So if your ex walks in and wants to be serviced, you might have to nut up. At work you’re tired and hasty, but you can still turn on the corny, rehearsed charm for the sake of the sale. When it’s your ex, you have to be a little more spontaneous or else they’ll think you’re a transparent dope.