5. At The Gym
Unless the gym is your domain and you have a 10/10 body, then it isn’t pleasant to be spotted there. You’re gasping for oxygen and sweating out those fourteen shots you had on Saturday night. The only reason you submit yourself to these uncouth indignities is so that later, when you’re showered and scented, you can attract a mate. Presumably your ex wouldn’t be the picture of self-possession at the gym, but they seem to glow no matter what they do, and you’re the one stuck with butt-crack sweat and strain-face.
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