14. At The Grocery Store
Another old adage: “You are what you eat.” That doesn’t mean if you eat nuggets you’re a big ol’ chicken, but a person’s eating habits do give a big clue into their personality. So if you see your ex right after a breakup and your cart is full of typical post-breakup fare, you’re having an emotional nip-slip. If you see them months later and your cart is full of the same stuff it always is, then you’re just the plain Jane person you always were, ruining months of mystique produced by radio silence. Plus, you have to run into them on every aisle.
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