11. A Wedding
Weddings are so romantic! Or so we hear. They make everyone’s heads fill up with pictures of white picket fences and everlasting affection. So when you have left your jaded cynicism with your umbrella at the door, you don’t want to run into your ex. At that point, you could be like: “What the hell, let’s give it another shot!” Which is such a bad idea because, regardless of how you feel about it now, there is an empirical reason why you two broke up in the first place. Don’t let her charm you into forgetfulness.
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