10. On Vacation
Sick of running into your ex? Sick of passing landmarks that remind you of them? Flee! Buy the cheapest ticket to the Bahamas, ride coach next to a guy that ate too many onions at lunch, and step out onto the sand to try to turn your sickly pale skin golden brown. Try not to take a vacation to the same spot as your ex. A trip is only therapeutic if your ex isn’t standing behind every tree or under every beach parasol.
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