The 15 worst places to run into your Ex

7. On A Plane

Short of releasing the emergency hatch and being slurped into the thinnest edge of the atmosphere, there is no way to get off a plane once you’ve gotten on. Also cabin pressure (and cabin fever) make people do crazy things. So running into your ex inside a jet is a nasty combination. Going to the bathroom would become a torturous exercise because you’d have to subtly peek to see that your ex’s sleeping pills had sunken in before you could dash off and make dookie. You wouldn’t want to open the door to find your ex impatiently waiting to use the bathroom you just contaminated.