14 secrets the Obamas’ don’t want you to know (With Pictures)

11. He Uses The Secret Service To Cover Up Affairs

As Claire Underwood shows, the Secret Service is for there to jog alongside you in the national mall and for having low-key three ways with. It isn’t for hiding your infidelity to the First Lady. But, according to sources, Obama will go off on business trips and have affairs, then demand the Secret Service cover his tracks. Since Michelle presumably has less resources than the government, she can’t get her hands on the evidence. But there is some truth to hearsay and she knows Obama is two-timing her.