GUYS: 10 things women think before going down to give you head..

9. “I Hope It’s Clean”

Worse even that being untidy down south is being unclean. Hair is natural and therefore not stomach-churning, but filth is gross to everyone. If you’re going to plead your case for deserving a good “job”, you’d better be squeaky clean. Honestly, we mean shower gel, followed by a Purell bath, followed by a couple of spritzes of Dr Scholl’s antibacterial spray. Ok, we’re kidding. But no “I’m-A-Bro-So-I-Dont-Shower-For-Three-Days” nonsense. It’s not “pheromones”, it’s “body odor” and everyone but you thinks it’s gross. Clean it up so you can get down and dirty.