9 things you should NEVER do after a breakup

Things you should NEVER do after a breakup - While Swedish singing sensation Tove Lo thinks she needs to "stay high" just to get over her breakup, we strong recommend against that breakup-coping tactic. In fact, there are going to be a lot of crazy things you, in your unstable state of mind, will be tempted to do to try to keep your mind off your ex. And by crazy we mean unhealthy, dangerous and possibly illegal (eep!). More..

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