LADIES: 10 things you do that men are completely obsessed with

Things you do : (As written by a man.) As much as it’s against my personal creed, I’ll be honest for a second. Upon receiving this assignment, I had to look up kinky in the dictionary because I’m a chili cheese fries kinda guy when it comes to sex: meat and potatoes, and a little cheesy. Internet dictionary defines kinky as “involving or given to unusual sexual behavior.” And I’ll be damned if the word “unusu(As written by a man.)

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As much as it’s against my personal creed, I’ll be honest for a second. Upon receiving this assignment, I had to look up kinky in the dictionary because I’m a chili cheese fries kinda guy when it comes to sex: meat and potatoes, and a little cheesy.

Internet dictionary defines kinky as “involving or given to unusual sexual behavior.” And I’ll be damned if the word “unusual” doesn’t plop into this whole operation like a number two shot out of a t-shirt cannon.

For some folks, “unusual” may mean leaving the lights on, and for others it may mean being pegged by a criminally insane drifter they met at the grand opening of a Starbucks. But if drunk convos with my friends and lurking around YourTango informs me of anything, most of us are somewhere deliciously between these two things.

For most dudes, the whole kinky thing is about novelty. For others, it’s about unresolved formative trauma. And, if you’re lucky, both. Let’s concentrate on novelty. Periodically it’s gratifying to convince our caveman brains that we’re ensuring our genetics are passed as widely as possible even if we’re not Ashley Madison-ing it up out there.

Here are 10 things kinky women are seriously great at doing that men seriously dig:

1. Talking dirty

When in doubt, just go with “[verb expletive] my [noun expletive], baby.”