LADIES: 12 things that should NEVER go anywhere NEAR your v*gina..

9. Condomless Penises

Condoms are like seatbelts: they may not protect you from everything every time, but they greatly reduce the risk of harm. So it’s best to “buckle up” every time to help prevent the spread of STDs and unwanted pregnancy.

Plus, condoms make clean up a cinch! (Obviously, the “Ever” in the title of this post may be disregarded if you two are in a committed, body-fluid bonded relationship who’ve been tested together, are on birth control or else trying to get pregnant, and are willing to take the STD risks.)