9. Bruno Mars – Cocaine Possession
This hyper-famous singer-songwriter faced felony charges when he was arrested for the possession of 2.6 grams of powder in September 2010. When pressed on the subject of exactly what happened that night in the Las Vegas Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, the artist formerly known as Peter Hernandez replied, “I’m a f*cking musician!” Astonishingly, this defense didn’t get him out of the 230 hours of community service or drug education courses he was ordered to complete, but his guilty plea did help him avoid possible prison time. Don’t worry, Bruno – being locked out of heaven is a lot better than being locked in the slammer with a 300-pound cellmate named Cupcake.
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