4. Urinary Tract Infections
Urinary Tract Infections (UTIs) are common in the female population. They usually occur after a girl fails to urinate after doing the deed, because then bacteria doesn’t have a chance to be expelled. Girls usually fail to pee afterwards because they’re lazy. Their laziness gets them into further trouble because they tend not to treat the UTI at first. And that’s where the grossness begins. Serious UTIs result in a severe urgency to pee. When this happens, it happens fast – and girls often can’t make it to the bathroom in time. They literally wet their pants. But this doesn’t just happen once. A really bad UTI causes girls to feel a life or death need to pee. They will experience this sensation frequently throughout the day, and make multiple trips to the bathroom – only to let out a couple of drops of urine each time. Girls get tired of bathroom runs. So what do they do? They just keep peeing their pants, a couple of little drops at a time. They’ll pee in their pants on the way home from a party, at the grocery store, and while they’re watching TV. Once they start to develop a rash, that’s usually when the laziness stops and they go see a doctor – who then sends them to the hospital.
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